Will Cooper for Ottawa South
A vote for Will is a vote wasted!
Will Cooper is your Rhinoceros Party candidate in Ottawa South in this upcoming federal election. Will is dedicated to making life better for Canadians, through innovative measures, and sensible policies for a brighter tomorrow.
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Some of my policies:
- To alleviate the effects of child poverty, all children aged 10-13 will be put to work in the mines.
- To eliminate hallway healthcare, all hospitals will be redesigned with an open floor plan.
- Rename the Gulf of Maine to the Gulf of New Brunswick.
- All National Research Council employees will be given ketamine to increase productivity.
- Blow up Toronto.
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